Someone's Dick

And it’s been a while, hasn’t it?

Since SOMEONE seems to think there can’t be enough peen on the internet.

A friend of mine (specifically the one starring in the previous post) just pointed out that her tits have been the most recent post on here for quite a while…

So yeah, gratuitous cock shot.

…I see nipple. UNFFF! 

STM

Sock? What sock?

So yeah, I’m a writer by trade, not a numbers person. This 3/4 erect shot against a dollar bill (because it is oh so unsexy trying to measure oneself) will have to suffice.

Also, looking like it’s time to trim the hedges. Any volunteers to help?

Anonymous asked: i will get that picture to you as soon as possible. in the meantime would you mind telling me the length of your dick?

Telling you the length of my dick? Sorry, never held it up to a ruler and don’t plan on it any time soon. Rest assured, I know how to use it, and hope this next post satisfies your query.

Anonymous asked: i'm sorry to say that i will not be revealing who i am, but maybe i might make a submission. boobs or pussy, which do you prefer?

Well, that’s disappointing, but I suppose a submission is an acceptable consolation. I’ve had a few ‘upper half’ submissions already, if I have a choice, some kitty would be nice to add to my page.

You mean like this, anon? It’s kind of shadowy down there. Maybe I’d be motivated to get a better view of them and better lighting if I knew who was asking?